A question for the readership
Looking for suggestions for 2026
Read More A question for the readershipAuthor: John Lawes
Soccer-obsessive. Stats geek. Thorns supporter. Former Slide Rule Pass and Stumptown Footy Thorns beat writer. One of those people who's "often mistaken but never wrong"...
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