Episode 12: We Come Not to Bury the Thorns But to Praise Them

Despite a hard fought battle, the Thorns aren’t going to be heading to Houston after all. Join us as we drink some beers, examine the “quality” reffing and chat with Roscoe Myrick of the Portland Timbros about why it was still a great game. https://soundcloud.com/chizeck/episode-12-we-come-not-to-bury-the-thorns-but-to-praise-them

And so it ends

(In which the Curse of the Shield continues) The Thorns hosted the first post-season match in their short history and came up just short to the Western New York Flash in extended time, 3-4. The match was an exciting back-and-forth affair between two evenly matched teams. It was marked by many hard fouls and was […]

Episode 11: To the Playoff!

The Thorns have clinched the NWSL Shield/Pie Tin/Cookie Sheet! Now to the Playoff! Will the Thorns make it to the final? https://soundcloud.com/chizeck/episode-11-to-the-playoff

We Just Won The League!

“She who does not walk against the arrows cannot talk about the strength of her shield” paraphrasing Mehmet Murat ildan The Thorns played an energetic and organized match in Piscataway, New Jersey on Sunday and came away 3-1 victors over Sky Blue FC. Thanks to a late-season collapse by the Washington Spirit the win gave […]

The Problem of Hope Solo (w/Tim Ohlson)

A Mini-Episode to tide you over until next week: The Problem of Hope Solo (w/Tim Ohlson) #BAONPDX https://soundcloud.com/chizeck/riveting-mini-episode-the-problem-of-hope-solo-wtim-ohlson

Home Field Advantage

(in which the Thorns make a romp scary but still get the brass ring) With a 3-2 win on Sunday, the Thorns locked up a home semi-final match for the first time in four years. One game remains in the season and with the right results elsewhere, the team could also win the league outright […]

Hammered Rivets – Home Closer Edition

(in which the Riveters get stuck in for the final regular season match and prepare for the Playoffs) Pregame The first sellout of the season set a new NWSL record for total season and average game attendance, breaking the record we already held. The Thorns average attendance was greater than four MLS teams’, and the […]

The Avenging

(Part 2 of 3 short match reports for this busy week) A small-ish crowd of 13,752 showed up on Wednesday night to witness the Thorns lock up a playoff berth with a comprehensive 3-0 win over the Houston Dash. Unexpectedly, the Dash had been Portland’s nemesis this season posting two shutouts against us: 2-0 in […]

Starting the Week Off Right

(Part 1 of 3 short match reports for this busy week) A crowd of 17,152 showed up on Sunday to see their first Thorns home match in more than a month and first with a full roster in more than two months. The opponent was the presumptive Wooden Spoon winner Boston Breakers and the result […]

Not Quite According to Plan

(in which we learn that the Thorns still have work to do; and Coach Parsons runs out of ideas) The Thorns went to Seattle on Saturday and came home empty-handed, losing 3-1. It was our first game with the returning Olympians and the team looked out of sync most of the afternoon. The Reign, playing […]