Westphal, Ali to SDW for $50K

Go fish

Charley, Lussi to ACFC; Options Exercised

The run-up to the expansion draft officially begins…

After the season, before the drafts

Conversations for the silly season…

Thorns FC: Bring Me No Roses

No roses for the semifinal

Episode 48: The End Of An Era

We talk about Mark Parsons’ last game as the coach of the Portland Thorns and the leaked news regarding the coach that will replace him. We revisit the question of who knew what when back in 2015 and answer listener questions that lead us to ponder possible team formations.

The Thorns Prediction Game

Well that was unpleasant. The Thorns lost in the playoff semifinals to the Red Stars for the second time in a row. None of our players scored a point from the run of play. 4-4-2 got the wild bonus for the Return of KK. [0-2 loss, Johnson from DiBernardo, Waldmoe from Gautrat. Salem yellow card, […]

The Thorns Prediction Game

Semi-Final Match. The season finale was a yawner with almost no serious attempts on goal by either team. North Carolina didn’t even make a substitution. There wasn’t even a yellow card. None of our players predicted a draw but everyone got two points for the clean sheet! Roses had the most popular wild yarn with […]

Episode 47: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

As the Thorns head into the post season at the top of the league, we are excited about resent good news and worried by the lack of communication between the front office and the fans.

Thorns FC: Whimper

The final match of 2021 won’t be in anyone’s memory box

The Thorns Prediction Game

Matchday 24. Season Finale! The Thorns win the league! But our little game is still undecided with two, possibly three, games to go. 4-4-2 took honors this week predicting a win, the Chapman yellow card, and a popular story of sleeveless Thorns. [1-0 Thorns win, Horan from Weaver, first yellow = Chapman, no red card.] […]