Thorns FC: Cat’s Game

How does every game of tic-tac-toe end..? Yeah, that.

Thorns FC: Tonk

Well, THAT one was just fun.

Thorns FC: Family Game Night

The things we do because we love them…

Das Eisbärwunderspiel

A delightful deep draft of Carolina tears…

PTFC v OLR: Match thread and post-match discussion

Matchday 4!

PTFC v CRS: Match Thread and Post-Match Discussion

Challenge Cup – Matchday Two!

PTFC v. NCC – Second Half Match Thread and Post-Match Discussion

Game on!

Thorns FC: One and Done

What was so shocking about the end of the Thorns’ 2019 season wasn’t that it came so soon, in only the 8th minute of the semifinal match in Chicago. Or that it began with a couple of individual mistakes, beginning either with Emily Menges’ mishit pass or Tobin Heath’s inexplicable phantom-backheel-to nobody, take your pick: […]

Thorns FC: Cold Open

As the final regular season match of 2019 it was an epic letdown on the scale of the last episode of Game of Thrones. As entrance to the playoffs it was stone-cold . But y’know what? I really don’t want to go in depth over the dreary scoreless draw the Thorns played out against Washington […]

Thorns FC: Swept Away

When I think of “trouble” this season my first thought is usually “The Damned”. But you know who has really been the hammer on the Thorns this season? Tacoma. They’ve utterly stoned us; 0-3-0, outscored 4 goals to nil, swept the season series (and 2-5-0 over the past two seasons; the two wins were, fortunately, […]